✓ I miss somebody right now.	× I don't watch much TV these days.  (I loves me some television, oh yes I do.)	✓ I own lots of books.  (I will someday die under an avalanche of the damn things.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.	✓ I love to play video games.< /td>	✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.  (Although, really, does anyone ever think they are? Who knows, I mean, there could be a number of exes out there who tremble at the mere mention of my name.)	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.  (For other people. I'll lie all I damn well want, but nobody else better.)
✓ I curse sometimes.  (If by "sometimes," you mean, "every other word.")	× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
× I have broken someone's bones.	✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.	× I hate the rain.  (I do, however, hate thunderstorms. Although if there's going to be a rainstorm, it might as well be a thunderstorm. Seems like a waste of time to me if it's just raining. Like, if Nature is going to go to all the trouble of raining, it might as well rain with gusto, you know? Something.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.	✓ I need/want money right now.  (Who doesn't, right?)
✓ I love sushi.	✓ I talk really, really fast.	× I have fresh breath in the morning.  (Like there is a damn person in the world who's mouth doesn't smell like a charnel house when they first wake up in the morning.)
× I have long hair.	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.	✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.	✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.  (I mean, I guess it would depend on what you'd consider a lie. Are we talking only the big and bad lies? If so, then no. But if we're counting white lies? One or two, sure. "No, those pants don't make you look like a water buffalo!" or "I'd love to help you move!")	✓ I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.	× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.	✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.	✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.   (Talking in general, really.)	✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.  (Shopping in the sense of going somewhere and having to try on things and be around people, etc. Now, buying stuff off teh InTArWeb is another story entirely.)	× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.	✓ I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.  (Not unless we're counting my unhealthy obsession with Johnny Depp and other assorted examples of extreme hotness.)	× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.	× I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before.	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.	× I am shy around the opposite sex.	✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	✓ I enjoy some country music.  (Yeah, sure. It's not a favorite genre, but it has its place.)
✓ I would die for my best friends.	✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.	× I have dated a close friend's ex.	✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.	× Democrat.	× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.	× I am punk rockish.	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time.	✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.  (For a time, teachers and family members alike thought I was slow because I just could not grasp the whole rabbit-in-the-hole thing. Still can't.)	× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).	✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.	✓ I have more than just my ears pierced.  (Eyebrow, to be precise. These days, though, it's rare that I have a ring in.)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.	× I have jumped off a bridge.	✓ I love sea turtles.
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.  (I am obsessed with makeup, which is odd since I rarely wear much at all. Chanel and Borghese are my two favorites, though Dior will do in a pinch.. I honestly don't understand the obsession since most of the makeup sits in a giant tackle box collecting dust. You know what's sick, though? My current car is worth less than the contents of that tackle box. Granted, I bought my car used and got an unbelieveable deal, but still. Sick.)	✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.	× I am proficient on a musical instrument.  (I don't know, maybe. Does the kazoo count? Because I totally wail with the kazoo.)
× I hate office jobs.	× I went to college out of state.	× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.	× I have thrown up from crying too much.	× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.  (If we're counting stuff said in a fight, then yes. Otherwise, while I've been hurt, I don't believe it was intentional.)
✓ I fall for the worst people.  (Doesn't everyone?)	✓ I adore bright colours.	× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.	× I can pick up things with my toes.  (Unless I cover them with double sided tape. Then yes. Otherwise, they're useless, vestigial lumps.)	× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.	✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.  (Doesn't usually work, but I try all the same.)	× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo.  (Three, to be precise. And someday I will have a 3/4 profile of Nixon on my right ass cheek. Oh yes, yes I will.)	✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.  (There's really only the one that I cannot stand. Others annoy, but only the one evokes visions of eyeball stabbing and head stomping.)	✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.	✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.  (Not intentionally, mind you. I'll just wake up one day with 87 Pez dispensers or other random items that I saved without realizing, and I'll think, "Well, shit. I guess I have a collection.")
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	✓ I'm an artist.  (Or something. I don't know. I make stuff sometimes that serves no purpose other than looking kind of cool. Does that count? I was an art major, at any rate.)	✓ I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.  (Subsititue "pillows," and yes. Though I do have a teddy bear. Shutup. He's a totally mature, grown up teddy bear for totally mature and grown up adults.)	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes.  (*vomit*)	✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.	× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.	× I am extremely flexible.	× I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.	✓ I smoke.  (Or not. Sometimes. I don't know. Shutup.)	✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.	× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.	× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.	× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.  (Unless by "dreamer," you mean, "jackass.")
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.	× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.	× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone.	✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.	✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.< /span>	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.	× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.	✓ I can speak more than one language.  (Sort of? I'm working on it, at any rate.)	× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.  (In general. Lately I haven't been in much of a reading place. Too much stuff in my head to concentrate on the written word. Right now all I want is lovely, mind-numbing, escapist television. Mmm, television.)	× I like reading fact more than fiction.	✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.  (And sometimes for no particular reason at all.)
× I have no piercings.	✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	✓ I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.  (*vomit*)	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.  (Not a whole dead fish, no, but I once whipped a negihamachi roll at someone and nearly put their eye out. Does that count?)
× I am compulsively honest.	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.  (I've waggled my tay-tahs at complete strangers, but I wouldn't call it dancing, no.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.	× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.  (Define "significant." I always have some sort of toy or random object, like little plastic army guys or stickers or a Pez dispenser or whatever, but do those count?)	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.  (Only when I'm sick. Which is funny because my mother is crap at taking care of sick people. But still.)	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.	✓ I don't like to chew gum.  (I actually like to chew gum, but I can't because of TMJ.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.  (Or, you know, if they could just stop sucking so goddamn much, that would be a start.)	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.	× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	× I have a custom-built computer.	× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.  (Is it just me, or is this question just kind of, I don't know, wrong?)	✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.< /u>	✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.  (What's not to enjo?.)	✓ I'm Irish and loving it.  (I don't know, I guess? I'm Irish, at any rate. I've never really thought about it one way or another.)	× I have a thing for redheads.  (Well, I am a redhead, if that counts. Or strawberry blonde. Something. I've always wished my hair were a deeper red, though.)
× I am a twin!	✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.  (Although god knows I spend my fair share of time engaging in activities like Chubby Bunny or blowing stuff up in the microwave while under the influence of gin.)	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.  (I'm proud of what I've accomplished thus far, but no, it's never enough. So yeah, but also no.)
× I need more time to myself.	× I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.	✓ I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.	× I love playing Truth or Dare.	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.	× I can only hate someone that I love.	✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.  (I generally get extra shots in everything I order at any coffee-slinging establishment. Don't waste my time with the pussy-ass shit you serve to the weak and pathetic masses, barristas. I want the high-test, blow-your-tits off caffeine levels that will make it possible for me to travel though time.)

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