I have an entry all planned out, a really moving and dramatic Christmas/New Years sort of poignant kinda pithy entry of awesomeness and whatnot, the sort of entry that brings tears to your eyes and puts a song in your heart, the ultimate feel-good, uplifting, triumph in the face of adversity sort of entry, really.

But I'm far too tired to post it right now, so instead you get this crap:

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

Opening Credits:
Carolina - M. Ward

Waking Up:
Invincible - Ok Go

First Day At School:
The End - Nirvana

Falling in Love:
Star Wars - DJ Zinc

Fight Song:
Empty Shell - Cat Power

Breaking Up:
These Boots are Made for Walking - KMFDM

Prom:
She's the One - James Brown

Life:
Muscle Cars - Mylo

Mental Breakdown:
Numb - Portishead

Driving:
Gold - Spandau Ballet

Flashback:
Pretty Vacant - Sex Pistols

Wedding:
Takin' Retards to the Zoo - Dead Milkman

Birth of Child:
Best Friend - English Beat

Final Battle:
Barabapapa theme song

Funeral Song:
In Case We Die - Architecture in Helsinki

End Credit:
Acoustic Guitar - Magnetic Fields

It's lame, I totally know, but whatever. And you all must do it, too, and then send it to 467 of your closest friends within 36 seconds so they can do it, too, and send it to 467 of their closest friends, and if you don't pass it along, your elbows will explode.

That is all.

Carry on.

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