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"I, my children, am a giver. A goddamn selfless giver."

2003-07-07 - 7:21 p.m.


You know, there are many very important reasons I use the spell checker. Most of these reasons are in evidence in my last entry. Man. When did I get this retarded?

Anyway...

Today I have very little to report. I spent the day indulging in a series of delightful comas. Having called off "sick", I felt that my day would be best spent unconscious. Mmmmm naps. I also spent a certain amount of time tooling around online and finding new links for YOU fuckers. See how I love you? See how I care? Feel free to investigate the new links. It is to be hoped that you might find some small amount of enjoyment there. And if you don't? Well, fuck off. Who the hell cares what you like anyway? Ungrateful piles of suck. I GIVE and I GIVE and it's NEVER enough, IS it?!

ALSO...

Long overdue thanks to the senders of lovely postcards! Thank you, ladies! You know, if you just let me know where to send them, I would like to show my appreciation with a batch of my nearly legendary peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. People have bludgeoned innocent bystanders in order to get their hands on them. Not to toot my horn (Oh, now if that isn't the gayest saying ever, I don't know what is. For shame, Lynnda) or anything.

Anyway, I can't think of anything else to report right now.

More napping for me! Huzzah!

Carry on, fuckers.

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