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"I'm the Hiphopopotamus and my rhymes are bottomless." 2007-07-09 - 11:21 p.m. I wanted pancakes, pancakes with bacon, to be precise, though I would have certainly settled for ham. But did we have any bacon or ham, I asked myself as I turfed through the refrigerator. Ah ha! No bacon, but we did have ham! So great was my excitement, I failed to ask myself a second, much more important question: Why did we have ham, since I'm the only one in the house who eats it, and I'd been out of the country for the past two weeks. Had I paused a moment to ponder that simple question, I might have realized the ham was a package I'd opened more then three weeks ago. I could have spared myself the next three days of food poisoning misery. Goddamnit. I spend two freakin' weeks in a developing, central American country, drinking the water and eating food from the grubbiest of tiny little roadside rice and bean huts in the middle of nowhere with no ill effect, but I'm back in my own country for less than 24 hours, and I manage to get food poisoning from something I prepared myself in my own goddamn house. I am awesome. So yes, I am back. And vacation was absolutely delightful, and I'm very sad to be home again. To anyone looking for a fantastic vacation spot, I would highly recommend Costa Rica. I have pictures, many many pictures, and I will share them with you just as soon as the homo gets his shit together and unloads the damn digital camera and seven billion extra memory card thingies. In the meantime, a bighuge thank you to this lovely girl who named me a Rockin' Girl Blogger. And now I'm going to go to sleep because despite the early hour, I am wiped. This going-back-to-work-after-a-long-vacation bullshit sucks in a bigbig way. It will take at least a couple more days before I'm back in the getting up early swing of things. Bleh. At any rate, that is all. Carry on. |
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