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"IT'S NOT OKAY. IF YOU WERE A DOG, I'D KICK YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE." 2006-05-05 - 12:14 a.m. How do you know you're lazy? When you've been using your cell phone as an alarm to wake up in the morning because your alarm clock is still in the bag you took on a trip a week ago, the bag which is downstairs and still unpacked, and you realize that now you left your cell phone downstairs, so you spend five or ten minutes searching your computer to see if you have some sort of alarm clock program, and when you don't find one, you spend fifteen or twenty minutes searching online for an alarm clock program, then you spend another twenty or so minutes downloading an alarm clock program, and then another twenty or so minutes testing the program out to make sure it works, and you do all of this, wasting more than an hour, just so you don't have to go downstairs to get either the cell phone or the alarm clock, an errand which would take maybe five minutes. That, my friends, is motherfucking lazy. In my defense, I am just so very tired, I feel like I'm going to collapse in on myself. One more weekend of herding s'more crazed 12 year olds around in the wilderness, just one more, and then I can sleep. And maybe update, though I make no promises. That is all. Carry on. |
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